Showing posts with label killer robots. Show all posts
Showing posts with label killer robots. Show all posts

Friday, April 18, 2008

Another Robot Attack?

Yes, that is correct, humanity must sally forth and fight in defense of the earth's biomass.

Ironic, eh?

It has become clear that I did not announce/plug/whore the DVD release of "Automatons".



Well consider yourself endirtied (yes, endirtied) with the filth of self promotion. I've added it to the little amazon bar down there to the right so you can pick it up any time. And just in time, I might add. I am meeting the auteur, Monsieur McKenney, this afternoon. He has descended on our little hamlet from his Fortress of Tiny Dogs upstate to attend the New York Comicon and, ostensibly, promote the DVD. Of course, what he is really doing is adding to his Full Room of collectibles. A full room. Large. With shelves.

In any case, it would be awkward to see him, knowing I had forgotten to plug the damn movie. So now it's done. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, you can read about the process here, and then here. You'll need to scroll to the bottom and work your way up the posts, as I was lazy about layout when I had to do it myself.

It is by far the most well reviewed movie we've done, which has led to it playing in festivals all over the world. (This weekend, London.) The response on Netflix has been less positive, to say the least. Of course, the average renter always hates what we've put out there, and I think I've had an epiphany about this.

I've been a part of projects that had major problems and were disliked by critics and the Rating Public. I completely understand that, but I've been mystified by how a project I've done can get great reviews and just awful User Ratings. I think I realize now that the Rating Divide on these low-tier distribution movies is based on expectation. The one or two Raters who did like the movie compared it with movies like Eraserhead. They had a frame of reference to place the movie in, and judged it on those merits. This is how a movie like "White Chicks" ends up with a netflix rating 100% better than ours. I'm not going to say Automatons is a great movie, but I am going to say that I watched most of "White Chicks", just to prove how tough I was, and that movie never even tried to be good. It plain stinks on ice, but, people were able to see commercials for it, saw the preview at movie theaters and knew what they were in for if they went to see it. So they didn't.

What they did do was rent it. And when they rented it they knew what they were in for. They had a frame of reference to view it within. With a movie like "Automatons", at the bottom of the distribution company's priorities, all you get is the box art on a website and a blurb. You see it as a new sci-fi release, look at a 100 x 150 pixel rendering of the box and put it in your queue. Eventually it arrives, in the same exact envelope and disc cover "Transformers" and "Rashoman" came in. You pop it in and...you are gobsmacked. What the hell is this? Is it some sort of joke? F this! And you storm over to your computer to try and save others from this awful fate. Had you seen previews, had you seen ads, you would have been expecting the style and either decided not to watch it or watched it and let it succeed or fail based on what it was trying to do.

I realize this may sound defensive, now that I think about it, but I've been honestly puzzled about this until I started putting this blog post together, tracking down the links for the movie site, with it's lists of great reviews, and the movie on Netflix, with its 1.7 rating,and it all came together. It's also a lot easier to look at this one objectively, as my performance takes place inside a robot suit, which does great things for an actor's anxiety.

That my previous performances seem delivered from inside some sort of stiff exoskeleton, that I've got no answer for...

It was a beast to make, in a small warehouse in the dog days of summer with no AC, but watching the "making of" footage, I was brought right back to just how goddamn fun it is to make things with people you enjoy. Kind of why I'm still swinging a hammer, I guess...

Oh...that, and I have no other skills....

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

To Serve Man

Okay, its been a while. I realize that. But things have finally finished up at the commercial job we were doing, which means I am unemployed for the next, uh, day. Which is about as good as it gets. Being unemployed for about ten weeks was scary (though strangely ineffective at lowering my tax bill). Being unemployed for...oh...Wednesday, that's a chance to catch up, do some business hour errands, etc.
Let's start with a few photos from these recent jobs:

Here is an example of job site ingenuity.

I apologize for the low quality of the photo, but it is a shot from my ancient phone in low light. If you can make it out, this is a latch on the inside of a makeshift bathroom at a job on the Upper East Side. In this photo the door is on the left, the wall on the right, the latch contraption affixed to the door with the latch thrown.

To have a toilet is a luxury during the early days of a job, much less a door. The fact this one has an intricate latch on top of all that is a testament to an ingenious mind with a hatred of the simple framing they should have been doing with all the time they poured into this. The bolt of the latch slides left to right and is held in place by those two vertical pieces on the right. The third vertical-on the left-is a handle/stop and if you look closely you can see shiny metal screw which also acts as a handle/stop. This is probably not as interesting to those of you unfamiliar with general job site conditions.

But I think most people can recognize the other side of the coin, here:


What you are looking at is a tool that, new, was versatile enough to be called a 5-In-One. Whether it is now a 1-In-One or a None-In-One is, I suppose, debatable. Some jobs, including the spreading of certain kinds of mastic, create tools so gunked up they would require gallons of solvent to clean them. This is why they make cheap, plastic spreaders. The tool above isn't remarkably expensive, but I can assure you the guy who did this didn't buy it, or it's replacement.

Seat belts on? Good, because we're about to take a hard, poorly transitioned turn....

I'm not big on news hype, and can only watch any news channel these days for so long before the overwhelming assault of graphics and constant yelling forces me from the room-(no really, close your eyes and listen next time, many of them are actually yelling...wearing microphones 10 inches away from their mouths in a studio and yelling...)-but this stuff caught my eye:





Ummm, I don't want to alarm anyone, but I've watched a lot of science fiction in my day, and I've seen these reports about fifty times over the years. This almost never ends well.
Especially now, without Charlton Heston around to save us from ourselves.
I implore you not fall for miraculous new foodstuffs or the promises of benevolent alien overlords.

I'm just sayin'...





On a lighter sci-fi note, I stumbled on this website this morning: dinosaursandrobots.com.

Cool stuff, speaking of which, "Automatons" is playing in London this weekend if you're in the neighborhood.