If you were looking for that guy that was on "Colonial House", or "In a Fix", or that weird independent horror movie you saw...you found him.
Looks painful. The song you picked for the video rocks. Glad to see you survived, congrats.
Yikes. I would have hid in the bathroom or pretended I left my iron on at home. Kudos, and remember they don't call it Aleve for nothin'.